Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince...in 15 minutes

I know this movie's been out for a few weeks now (and I know I've an AFO post that is past due...it will come). I like Harry Potter a lot, so I was super excited, even though I did have a few reservations about it. I mean, I really liked Order of the Phoenix...the book. I knew something was gonna be wrong when I saw promotional stuff where Harry had less hair when his hair is TOTALLY messy and unruly (hello?!). Then I saw the movie and was a bit disappointed-especially the showdown at the Ministry of Magic and when Sirius died! (Silence?! Wtf, are you kidding me?! And what was that 'falling through the curtain' junk?!?) But I digress. Anyway, David Yates did that one and he did this one as well. Needless to say...I was once again DISAPPOINTED, probably worse than before. Maybe it'll grow on me like OOtP did (eventually).
Anyway, I was going along, lamenting the atrocity, when one of my other HP friends put Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince in 15 minutes in my life! OMG so freaking hilarious! This is HBP done justice and given its due! I wish they could remake the movie right now and use that as the script. Or maybe a skecth group can use this for an abridged version. SOMEBODY please do SOMETHING with it lol! This came from the Movies in Fifteen Minutes community on livejournal. The chick who posted this asked peeps not to copy it so...read it and enjoy, and check out some of the other stuff if you'd like?

I've a bunch of favorite parts, but my favorite-the 'Draco Malfoy, Bringing Sexy Back Since: Now' section! I'm not even really a huge Draco Malfoy fan, but I gotta admit that everything there is true and its enough to make me take a second look at that GQMF (best comment on that post!)


Thumbs up bitches!